i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
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Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
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I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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