how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
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It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
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Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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