did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
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He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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