He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
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knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
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Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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