Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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