I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
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He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
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you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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