Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
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Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
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Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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