its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
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He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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