Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
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I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
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We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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