their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
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Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
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I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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