$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
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Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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