K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
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We talked him into tasing himself.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
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if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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