Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
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Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
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After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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