Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
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I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
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Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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