Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
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this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
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Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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