: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
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I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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