Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
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He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
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the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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