Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
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My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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