i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
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I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
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We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
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