that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
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Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
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He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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