He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
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unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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