She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
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She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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