The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
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You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
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So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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