It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
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he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
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I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
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