Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
this will be a night to untag.
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2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
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I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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