He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
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i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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