I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
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I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
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I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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