would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
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You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
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These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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