ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
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"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
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I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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