the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
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so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
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Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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