Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
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All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
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It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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