You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
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We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
false alarm, still single
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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