i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
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Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
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What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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