i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
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Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
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Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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