idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
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Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
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At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
i need some magic done to my vagina
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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