I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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