drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
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don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
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probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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