she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
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dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
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She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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