my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
wow bdsm is so cute
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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