Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Randomize