Me. At least after what I've been through.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
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In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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