Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
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just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
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I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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