Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
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I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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