Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
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I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
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I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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