didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
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She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
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According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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