She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
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We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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