He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
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They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
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If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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