I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
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This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
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I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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