Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
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lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
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i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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