i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
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I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
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I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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